Item 1: Why would you make an eyelash curler that looks like an instrument of torture? You know what I mean, the metal ones that look like a mini guillotine. Why would you design it to look like that when it is something to be used near the most sensitive part of your body?
Item 2: Why do hair straighteners have to be held at that horribly awkward angle? Can’t they be designed so that they are wide not long? With a handle at the side not the middle? Makes sense to me.
Item 3: Why on earth can’t I charge my phone from someone elses phone battery? You know, there should be a wire that I can connect to someone elses Iphone to suck some of their battery power out. A man has walked on the moon, yet this has not yet been invented.
Item 4: Why don’t tampons come with a plastic bar at the end of the string so you never EVER forget – if you know what I mean?
Item 5: Why do bras come with back hooks and not side zips?
Items 6: Why don’t ALL socks come with some kind of inside hook which you can use to attach the pairs together when washing?
Item 7: Why can’t I phone my keyring? You know, so that I can always find my keys when they are lost somewhere in the house / bag / wash basket / fridge…
Item 8: Why can’t pen friends be free?…and all other useful gadgets.
Item 9: Why do non disposable toilet brushes exist? – They are foul harbourers of germs that live in a soup of faecal matter. Eugh
Anymore for anymore?